Write a poem in letter form to a fictional character from a concerned party. This could be a fan letter, a letter to a friend, a dunning letter, author's choice
To: Mr.
Gepetto
from: Enchanted Forest Middle School
RE: Enrollment
Dear Mr. Gepetto,
under normal circumstances we would be
pleased to accept your son's application for mid-year entrance into
our institution of learning. Unfortunately it has come to our
attention that your son is . In fact, not a real boy at all.
In our experience, dealing with “boys”
of a magical nature is a difficult task. The student is either hard
to educate or is a disruption to the rest of the student body. A
case of a boy from Neverland comes to mind. He was very immature and
we had trouble placing him properly.
Sadly, letting in beings of a mystical
nature sets a bad precedent that could endanger the rest of the
student body or, in some cases, the magical student themselves. You
may recall the young gingerbread boy that was nearly completely
devoured by the rest of the student body,
The wooden nature of your son's
physicality could be a danger to the physical plant of the building,
We are currently understaffed and have not the facilities to treat
the exotic maladies your son may encounter. We do not wish to send
your son home with termites or weevils, Warping and water damage may
also present a danger that the other children would not be affected
by.Also, Pinocchio’s transcripts are incomplete and repeated
absences due to turning into a donkey and being eaten by whales make
him an untenable student for this institution. If by any chance the
boy encounters a blue fairy and becomes real or barring that,
suddenly requires strings, we will have to deny his application.
Oz, the Great and Powerful,
Dean Of Boys
Enchanted Forest Middle school
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